Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
operation harelip BJ is a go
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
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you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
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Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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