You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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