So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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