He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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