Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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