I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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