we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
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sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
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I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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