The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
whose ass print is on the piano?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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