I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
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the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
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... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
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