And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
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I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
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I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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