Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
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I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
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Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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