omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
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Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
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i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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