you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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