She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
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They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
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Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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