The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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