Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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