I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
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She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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