remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
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