The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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