I wish I could teleport
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
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I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
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Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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