And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I think people are normalizing furries
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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