operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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