Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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