i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
