We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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