I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
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I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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