I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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