check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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