He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
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