I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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