i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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