i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
She needs sedatives and a leash
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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