Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I am mentally ready for anal.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
