Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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