we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I know her cup size but not her name....
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