Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I came so hard my ears popped.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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