Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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