it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
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...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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