i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
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Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
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At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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