so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
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My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
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Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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