that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
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he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
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So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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