The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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