you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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