I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
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I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
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We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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