hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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