I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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