I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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