We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
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There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
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Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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