All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
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It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
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He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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