How'd it feel making her break her religion?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
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The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
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You've created a tinder dominating monster.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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