You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
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he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
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isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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