butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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