so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
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i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
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That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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