my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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