wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
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Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
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I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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