I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
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Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
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she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
i've created a new STD.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
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