Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
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he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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