using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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