Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
