The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
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On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
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I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
They have beer where we have blood.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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